Just something random here to... update... or something. Umm... DDR party = good. DDR/Need rof Speed/Silent Football party = awesome. Oh, and you people wanted the rules, right? I think I'll post them here so I can be lazy. So, here they are:

1) In this game, there is no real, tangible football. There is, however, an imaginary one that is passed from player to player. There are 2 ways to pass the football:

Fwoop- When fwooping, the player points his or her elbow at another player, passing it to that person.

Thwap- When thwapping, the player hits his or her knee in the direction he or she wishes the football to travel. Hitting the right knee three times sends the football three spaces to the right, and hitting the left knee two times send the football two spaces to the left. The player may hit each knee no more than five times, and may change the direction of the thwap by hitting the right knee once and then the left knee twice. However, there can be no more than 8 total knee slaps per thwap.

You may not fwoop a fwoop-fwoop or thwap a thwap-thwap. For example, if Bob fwoops to Sue, and Sue fwoops to Jim, then Jim cannot fwoop. Same goes for the thwap. There are 2 ways to block:

Meep- When meeping, the player covers his or her face or head with both hands, with palms facing their face. This sends the football back to the person who sent it to them.

Canadia- When canadiaing, the player makes an X with his or her forearms. It has the same effect as the meep.

You cannot block a block. For example, if Jim fwoops to Sue and she meeps, he cannot meep or canadia; he must pass the football.

2) In silent football, the players sit in a circle; that circle is known as the Universe. Everything not contained in the Universe is an Anarchist Communist Pigdog Force. Players caught responding to such forces will be punished.

3) Speaking of being punished, there is one person and one person alone who can enforce the rules- Mr. Dictator. Mr. Dictator will award points of Mistakenness, Confusion, and/or General Deficiency when he or she sees fit. Fractional points may be awarded.

4) All persons playing the game shall be referred to as Mr. Their First Name. For example, Bob would be Mr. Bob and Sue would be Mr. Sue, regardless of gender. Names may be changed during the course of the game. For example, if Sue does something wrong, and Jim points out that she is very mistaken, her name may be changed to Mr. Very Mistaken. Names may be changed by people other than the namee.

5) All players must not use pronouns at any time. If Jim wanted to say, "I think Sue has used the pronoun 'we'", he would have to say, "Mr. Jim thinks that Mr. Sue has used 'the most heinous pronoun we.'" Whenever pronouns are referred to, they must be contained in air quotes, and must follow the words "the most heinous pronoun."

6) Players will not be punished for misdeeds unless another player brings their mistake to the attention of Mr. Dictator. To talk, one must raise one's hand in the air and wait to be called upon; there is no talking otherwise.

7) When a player obtains 5 Points of Mistakenness, Confusion and/or General Deficiency, he or she becomes an Anarchist Communist Pigdog Force and is out of the game.


Simple, ain't it?